Sardar Jokes

Sardar Jokes,i love all of them,
Here we go:

Russia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U cant land on the sun. It is hot.
India : We r not stupid. Will go at night

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Sardar made a call to airport asked, " How long is the journey from Punjab to America? "
" Recepitionist: One second sir.. "
Sardar: " Ok, Thank you "


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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop..

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Sardar declares: ...I ll never marry in my life ... I ll giv the same advice to my children also..
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Sardar:If I die,u r marry?
Wife:No!I'll stay with my sister. Bt if I die will u r marry?
Sardar: No,I'll also stay wit ur sister.
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Interviewer:
What is your qualification?
Sardar: Iam PH.D
Interviewer: what do you mean y ph.D?
Sardar: pass high school difficulty
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Sardar in bio practical..
Examiner:
See da legs of dis bird and tell its name
Sardar: i dont know
Examiner:ur fail.whats ur name?
Sardar: see my legs and tell.
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Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'
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sardar lost his cheque book
bank manager:
b careful any1 can put ur sign
sardar:i'm not a fool ........
i've already signed all d cheques.....!

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Two sardars in a clinic.
1st one crying.
2nd sardar : Why are u crying ?
1st sardar : I came for blood test. They'll cut my finger.
2nd started crying.
1st sardar : Why are u crying ?
2nd sardar : I've come here for urine test !!!!!

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19 sardars went fr a movie...
a person asked y they came in a big grp of 19 fr which sardar replied the film was only for above 18........!!!
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Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table
says - What a s**t ?
"I read the whole book, too many characters, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
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Sardar kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz dnt do this before marry me
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

- Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

- Run like crazy. Coz hes got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
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a small 2 seater plane was crashed in a graveyard. a sardar was investigation officer. in report he said:
500 are found dead and we are still digging for more dead bodies!!!!!
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sardar's wife waz about to deliver his child....
sardar called at hospital and asked about the situation but call went to the cricket stadium....
sardar. whats the situation...
assistant... 7 are already out and 3 are on standby
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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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