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Jerrylee
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Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
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 |  Subject: Yo mama Jokes  Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:58 am | |
| Ok post here your "Yo mama jokes"
3 rules for this game:
-do not name a person because that can be offending(like DB yo mama is....)
-No swearing(like Ho, Whore, fuck, etc)
-don't go off-topic
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Your mom is so stupid, that when her computer told her to press "any" key, she couldn't find any key | |
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shadow-clone
Senior Member
Birthday : 1995-04-23
Age : 29
Location : århus, denmark
Job/Hobbies : 9d, EoS, school
Posts : 138
Points : 188
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-21
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:01 am | |
| yo mama is so fat u dont need a foodball | |
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Jerrylee
Moderator
Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:18 am | |
| Yo mama is so poor she can't afford to "pay" attention! | |
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shadow-clone
Senior Member
Birthday : 1995-04-23
Age : 29
Location : århus, denmark
Job/Hobbies : 9d, EoS, school
Posts : 138
Points : 188
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-21
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:51 am | |
| yo mama is so small she gota use a flag hat for ppl to see her | |
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Jerrylee
Moderator
Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:05 pm | |
| Yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. | |
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Dragonbeggar
Mad Noob
 
Birthday : 1984-06-11
Age : 39
Location : Miercurea Ciuc
Job/Hobbies : wahahaha what?
Humor : erm?
Posts : 438
Points : 470
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:48 am | |
| Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public. | |
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Jerrylee
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Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:49 am | |
| Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! | |
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Dragonbeggar
Mad Noob
Birthday : 1984-06-11
Age : 39
Location : Miercurea Ciuc
Job/Hobbies : wahahaha what?
Humor : erm?
Posts : 438
Points : 470
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:23 pm | |
| Yo mama is so stupid, she gave birth to you!!  | |
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Jerrylee
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Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:10 pm | |
| - Dragonbeggar wrote:
- Yo mama is so stupid, she gave birth to you!!
.... Ouch This one is for the beggars...: Yo mama is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... *Edit* mmm This is really a topic for the joke section... next time I will move it to there(so if you lost it... look there^^) | |
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Dragonbeggar
Mad Noob
Birthday : 1984-06-11
Age : 39
Location : Miercurea Ciuc
Job/Hobbies : wahahaha what?
Humor : erm?
Posts : 438
Points : 470
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:57 pm | |
| Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! | |
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Jerrylee
Moderator
Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:40 pm | |
| Yo mama is so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... | |
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JuGReeZy
Site Admin
 
Birthday : 1992-10-06
Age : 31
Location : Bulgaria,Haskovo
Job/Hobbies : Student
Humor : Ha!O.o
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Points : 994
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Join date : 2009-07-12
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:24 pm | |
| Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! | |
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Jerrylee
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Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:07 am | |
| Yo mama is so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt! | |
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Dragonbeggar
Mad Noob
Birthday : 1984-06-11
Age : 39
Location : Miercurea Ciuc
Job/Hobbies : wahahaha what?
Humor : erm?
Posts : 438
Points : 470
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:57 am | |
| Yo mamma is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. | |
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Jerrylee
Moderator
Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:03 am | |
| Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map. | |
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JuGReeZy
Site Admin
Birthday : 1992-10-06
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| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:01 am | |
| Yo mama so old, she used to run Track with dinosaurs xD | |
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Dragonbeggar
Mad Noob
Birthday : 1984-06-11
Age : 39
Location : Miercurea Ciuc
Job/Hobbies : wahahaha what?
Humor : erm?
Posts : 438
Points : 470
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-17
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:19 am | |
| Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. | |
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Jerrylee
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Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:27 am | |
| Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! | |
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JuGReeZy
Site Admin
Birthday : 1992-10-06
Age : 31
Location : Bulgaria,Haskovo
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Humor : Ha!O.o
Posts : 715
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Reputation : 14
Join date : 2009-07-12
| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:56 am | |
| yo mama is so old,she lets u play Aion ;P | |
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DylanLucas
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Birthday : 1979-08-30
Age : 44
Location : Holland FTW!!!!!!!
Job/Hobbies : 9dragons, my wife ^^, my lil son, real martial arts
Humor : Jerry=dragqueen
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| | Subject: Re: Yo mama Jokes Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! | |
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Jerrylee
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Birthday : 1971-09-06
Age : 52
Location : Netherlands
Job/Hobbies : Photografy, gaming/pc, my kids, some more
Humor : Dark & dirty humor^^
Posts : 750
Points : 1044
Reputation : 22
Join date : 2009-07-13
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